Nickname: Fall
Age: 20
Height: 4 ft 11 inches
I'm gonna give you facts that the government is trying to hide. I just can't get all the evidence because the government keeps deleting my posts!
I go by Xi/Xer and I'm a polysexual lesbian. If you use any other pronouns, I will cancel you on ClopPad.
Join Date: October 2014
Followers: 204
I kinda think you running around naked outside like a lunatic is pretty hot. >///<
I know we live together and all, but I didn't expect to see your small breasts on my recommended... :(
Bitch, why are you so insane???
the GOvErNMEnT Is HuMAnS
I StarTED WearInG BRiGht cLothING BECAUSE ThE goverNmeNt CaN't SeE YOu iF you'rE tOo bRiGHt
THe gOvernmENT HAS BeEn TryIng To pOIsOn Us FOR tHE lASt 6 MONtHs, i HAVE BEen Hiding in my SeCret BUnKEr waitiNg fOr EVeryTHING to cLeAr
SeEms lIkE tHe owL got cauGht bY ThE goVErNmEnT, aS We nOw HaVe to moVe to A NEW PlACE AND i HAVE tO Help wITh tHe MOvE. i tOlD her TO UsE A VpN whILe LoOKIng AT STUFf ONlINe
ThE GoveRNmenT onlY MaKE YoU Pay FoR A WAteR suPplY bECaUsE not eNOUGH pEOPLe aRE PEeINg IN thE ShOWer
i HAVe beeN mOOvEd in WITh tHE owl FoR 2 monThS now bUt sHe dOeSN't BOTher mE aS sHE SLeePS iN The DAy lIKE a gOverNMEnt SPy i WILL ContINue TO poST MY Facts NOW tHAt I HAve A plAce tO LIVE
I sTiLL REfuSe to buY anYtHIng buT the oWl Has OFFEREd me CLeAN watER inSteAD OF shOwErinG IN mY UriNe AND NEw ClotheS
LocaL oWl haS oFferED Me To StAy at hEr plAce BUT hEr pArEnTs WOnT AlLoW mE BECauSe I smELL LIKe fecEs ANd urInE I AM AFRaid thE owL iS a Member oF tHE GoVErmenT
ItS bEEn 8 monTHs SINCE i RaN frOM the MEn In WHite, i cONtinUe To EAt AnD DrINk my eXCRetioNs anD wasH usInG mY homEmADe SoAp, i havE also MADe a MakeshIft shOWeR wHiCh UseS ThE uriNe I'Ve ExcreteD tHROUGHout ThE dAy
I HaVe LEaRnT hOw to MAKE My HOmemaDE fEces soaP smELL BETTER by ADdiNg CaTERPillAr blooD and ALlowiNg mySeLF TO UriNaTe wHile I pOoP
LoCal lIBrArY BANneD Me AFTER sTeALING thEiR elEcTricITy FOR mUlTIple HOUrs duRING thE daY aLSO peoPlE HAvE bEen cOMplaInING THaT I SmELl LIKE FEces aNd that I'M a nuDiST, bUt IVe oNLY beEn uSING Is aS soAP for wheN I wAsh BECauSe buying SOAp IS COnsumeRIsm
ITs been oVER 2 MOnths SiNcE i Saw MY FamILy I hAvE ONly sUrViVeD by eATing AnD DRINkiNg ThE EXCRETioNS from mY BoDY, THE OnLy ThiNG I DONt daRE drINK iS my PeE foR iT COUld BE infIlTrATed bY thE GOveRnMEnT
itS bEEn 1 moNTh Since THe MeN In white TrIeD To CapTurE Me I HAVe BeEN HaNGINg arounD a Dark PARt oF Town BuT ThereS a cREatuRe tHat kEePs HOotIng AT ThE DEaD of nIgHT
EscApeD mEn IN WHIte tRYiNg to CaptURE mE
THeY TRIED sEnding me TO a GOvernmEnT mENtaL insTitutION aftEr i TRIEd rEMoviNG ThE ALIeN eGgs WIth A kNIfE buT I eSCaPed
I TriEd to reMOVE THE aLiEn eGgs By uSInG a KnIFE bUT iT HuRT OnLy a LITTLE wiTh the blood
FeMaleS OnLY bleed tO reMoVE the ALIEN eggS tHaT The gOVERnmeNt IMPlAnteD insIDE YOU WHEN YoU were a BabY
wE aRe NoT REal We are In A siMuLAtion ANd SoMEOnE Is CoNTrOLliNg us
sAnTa Is JuST A StOry wE teLl oUR CHIlDREN To MAKe tHEM fEel bETter ABoUt TheIR SORRy ARse LivES
I mADe This aCcoUnt To SpReAD the faCts ANd LogIC OF my MINd